[Okay, okay. How about she just...lifts you up a little? That'll work right? You'd need some special kind of bad luck to be stuck in such a way that you remain stuck in both directions, right?]
[Man, when you put it like that, then it has to go only one way... He does start to drift upwards, but there still is a snag holding him back from that direction too after all. Phoenix is too busy panicking to focus on it, though.]
...um. What are you talking about? Doesn't this--[YANK]--happen--[YANK]--all the time?
[You know what? Screw this tree. She stops yanking long enough to shout,]
PSYCHIC PRUNE THIS STUPID BRANCH! [And then the branch breaks with a loud SNAP. She's still got you though, Phoenix, don't worry. Enjoy the sensation of floating in mid air seemingly help up by nothing.]
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...But that's beside the point! Kaoru, nothing about what just happened was ordinary!
Sorry, for the late reply. I was sick.
Really? Seems perfectly ordinary to me.
[Okay, okay. How about she just...lifts you up a little? That'll work right? You'd need some special kind of bad luck to be stuck in such a way that you remain stuck in both directions, right?]
Aw no worries. Hope you feel better!
[Man, when you put it like that, then it has to go only one way... He does start to drift upwards, but there still is a snag holding him back from that direction too after all. Phoenix is too busy panicking to focus on it, though.]
How is this ordinary?!
I am but then work decided to kick my butt.
[You know what? Screw this tree. She stops yanking long enough to shout,]
PSYCHIC PRUNE THIS STUPID BRANCH! [And then the branch breaks with a loud SNAP. She's still got you though, Phoenix, don't worry. Enjoy the sensation of floating in mid air seemingly help up by nothing.]
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NOTHING LIKE THIS EVER HAPPENS AT ANY TIME! NGGGGGYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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[Maybe if she's lucky you didn't hear her shout just now.
She's just going to set you down.]
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M-more like... none of the time!!
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...are you sure?