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[queenofminiskirts]

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ID: #FF8080

Akashi Kaoru
Zettai Karen Children
Journal ID: queenofminiskirts
Game: awashrpg

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[queenofminiskirts]

the one and only! Or I think so? I haven't met anyone else named Kaoru but maybe I just haven't met them?

How are you?

[Which is to say, 'are you okay' because the forest was...quite the trip.]

[theshowsover]

Maybe there is another Kaoru and we're both wrong. I'll put you down as "Maybe!Kaoru."

[That's a joke.]

Doing okay. I was checking on everyone that went in the forest. [At least, everyone he knows.]

[queenofminiskirts]

true. actually. i don't know if there's only one akira here or two...how do i know you're the one i met?

[Maybe they need some kind of code word?]

the forest was really something else, wasn't it? i hope you didn't run into anything dangerous...

[theshowsover]

You told me to be a look out for your hot salaryman friend who is afraid of debts.
Unless you tell that to everyone.

Nothing too bad. Mirrors mostly.
What about you?

[queenofminiskirts]

he's not afraid of debts. they make him cry because of the one he already has.

Hmmmmmm. i don't think i've told anyone else about that yet. so i guess you must be the akira i met and i must be the kaoru you're looking for!

ugly women that tried to eat us.

[Banshees. But she doesn't know that.]

[theshowsover]

Glad that's cleared up. [He really is! He's keeping notes on whose username is whose.]

It sounds like everyone ran into something different. But there sure were a lot of things trying to eat people.

[At least he knows the mirrors ate him, so.]

[queenofminiskirts]

maybe it's revenge for all the things we ate from the forest...

what sort of mirrors were they? i'd be surprised if they were normal ones.

[theshowsover]

The devourer becomes the devoured...

[How poetic.]

They were on the sides of the trees, like they were growing with them. They sucked us in.

[queenofminiskirts]

i'm too young to be devoured. too young and too cute.

they sucked you in? what happened after?

[theshowsover]

Maybe being cute makes them want to eat you more.

I woke up today in town. I guess I'd been missing awhile.

[queenofminiskirts]

are you implying the forest is populated by perverts with a school girl fetish?

[Honestly, she had gone straight to Shiho when she left the forest to get the banshee hair to her and also to get herself checked out for anything that might have lingered in her head. She knew she couldn't risk not doing it. She knew all the risks involved with having something in your head, after all. But now she wished she had stayed around the forest to see if everyone made it out all right instead...]

i'm sorry. i just assumed everyone was fine. i should have checked in with you sooner.

[God...she feels awful about it. Sure it had been a day and it was 48 hours before someone could be declared missing but she made a promise to herself that from now on she will be more vigilant about these things!]

[theshowsover]

I wasn't, but now that you mention it...

[Ah, but don't be like that, Kaoru! He's not trying to make anyone feel bad. He's fine, really.]

Don't worry about it. I'm fine now, and as far as I know the other two are, too.

[Well... they're probably both missing emotions, too, but he doesn't want to tell Kaoru about it without their knowledge.]

[queenofminiskirts]

i'm glad to hear that. who else was in the same group as you?

[Sorry, Akira. She can't help but worry. It probably has something to do with being a main character. But she won't push the issue if he's saying he's fine.]

but if the forest having school girl fetishes. isn't that kind of dangerous? aren't there a lot of school aged girls here?

WAIT. you don't think that's why there are so many teenagers here, do you?!

[theshowsover]

Dextera, and... I think his name is Ouni? [He didn't say much, which is really saying something in comparison to Akira and a guy who doesn't speak at all.]

Hmmm... I guess we can't discount it as a potential explanation.

[He's kidding. Probably.]

[queenofminiskirts]

did they also get sucked into the mirrors?

[...Dextera was there too?! One more person for her to worry about it seemed...]

so. not only is the forest out to get us, but it also has a weird fetish. that's just terrible.

next thing you know, we're going to find out the ocean is a lolicon as well!

[theshowsover]

Yes, as far as I know.

[He was... justifiably distracted, toward the end.]

And the well is a shoutacon.

[queenofminiskirts]

so they're all in cahoots!? that's terrifying! isn't there any decency left in the world?

[theshowsover]

Maybe if we bring the color back, we can reform the town.

[queenofminiskirts]

can perverts be reformed? shouldn't we just throw them all in jail?

[How exactly are they going to put a well, an ocean and a forest in jail? Who even cares.]

[theshowsover]

[Jail is kind of a touchy subject for him, Kaoru...

But he will keep rolling with the joke.]

A jail big enough for a forest..?

[queenofminiskirts]

[She'd apologize if she knew. Alas!]

okay maybe we can just handcuff one of the trees then. that's good enough, right?

[theshowsover]

I'm sure that will intimidate the rest of them.

[queenofminiskirts]

and if it doesn't we'll bring in shiho. if she can't scare them into behaving then we'll just have to burn the forest down.

[theshowsover]

I believe it.

You and Shiho are friends from home, right?

[queenofminiskirts]

she's my best friend! we've known each other since we were five!