[Kaoru's reasoning is that this is just ViViD. It's just a game.
She salutes him.]
On it! [...live squid? Would they even have something like that...of course they did.
She returns with the cream and the hand cuffs in one hand and the live squid held far away from herself. It's squirming. Ew.] Please tell me you need the live squid first.
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It's just a game in ViViD. You don't need to be a real doctor to play. Now stop running from your responsibilities and face your patient like a man!
[WHAT DOES BEING A MAN EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?]
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[He's going to need a demonstration in modern medicine.]
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You can start by checking the chart attached to their bed.
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This just looks like complete bullshit. You don't really believe that they're really suffering from this, do you?
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Who knows? They're aliens, it's not like I know all the diseases they can get. [She shrugs.] Just do the treatment it says.
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Fine. Hand me tentacle cream, a pair of handcuffs, and a live squid. Make it quick!
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She salutes him.]
On it! [...live squid? Would they even have something like that...of course they did.
She returns with the cream and the hand cuffs in one hand and the live squid held far away from herself. It's squirming. Ew.] Please tell me you need the live squid first.
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This is going to be messy. Shove the squid in here.
[He points to an orifice on their patient. Is it a mouth? Is it a nostril? It's a mystery.]
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